Favourite Quotes

"Having a bad day, and I just received an email saying "It's a new day, keep on smiling!"....this makes me want to punch today in the face and steal its lunch money"

Just received a text from David saying "Did you burn a dish towel?" I replied "How did you know?! I went to great lengths to hide that!" David wrote back: "Danielle you bunched it in a ball and jammed it in the handle bar thingy"

Told David (my boyfriend) I wanted a puppy & he told me "No, I already have to clean up after one animal"...weird, I didn't know we had an animal?

Steve Westhaver (Twitter - follow him for all sorts of giggles) "Although my signature looks terrible it is virtually impossible to duplicate ...unless you give a pen to chicken with a broken leg"

From Twitter: "Anyone know what the gas prices are this week in Halifax?”
Me: “Take whatever New Brunswick is paying, then times it by stupid & you'll get the correct price”

David "How was school today?" Me: "Good! I learned how to say pooping in sign language"


Me "Where's the you are here sign?!?!?!" David:  "Danielle...it's a portable map"

Ryan (David's brother describing me) “ No they don’t put you back together.... its just impossible to break you down....your more like a stubborn rock that is in the way of everything"


David : "you look pretty today", Me: "Really?", David: "yeah.....I think it's the earrings"






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